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The Trailer Crash That Left Metal in My Hand

‎By Ibrahim Happiness

Every day on Nigerian roads, lives are put at risk not only by reckless driving but also by a transport system that forces heavy-duty trailers and smaller vehicles to share the same lanes and the same dangers. It is a problem visible in plain sight on roads used daily by millions of Nigerians, yet it has never received the urgency it deserves.

Drive from Abuja through Lugbe and Giri, all the way to Gwagwalada, and the evidence is everywhere. Trailers line both sides of the road, some parked, some moving, others broken down in the middle of traffic without warning. Small cars are forced through spaces that should not exist. Motorcycles weave dangerously beside giant wheels. Tricycles take risks next to vehicles many times their size.

And when something goes wrong, whether a tyre bursts, brakes fail, or a driver misjudges, it is rarely the trailer that suffers most. It is the smaller vehicles. It is ordinary people simply trying to get to their destinations.

‎Traffic gridlock along these routes has become routine. Commuters travelling from Abuja to places like Gwagwalada often spend hours trapped in traffic, sometimes late into the night, because trailers block stretches of road, refuse to give way, park carelessly, or are simply too large for the roads they use. Some people sleep in their cars because there is nowhere else to go.

I know this not only through observation but also through painful personal experience that I carry every day in my hand, in my eye, and in my memory.

On a rainy Sunday morning, 11 June 2023, my grandfather and I left home early for church. It was around 7 a.m. The road was slippery, visibility was poor, and, like many Nigerian families, we were simply trying to travel safely.

Then everything changed. A trailer was parked in the middle of the road. Whether it had broken down or been abandoned, I cannot say. What I know is that it sat there in the rain, without warning signs, cones, or visible hazard lights.

A car rammed us from behind. The impact was sudden and violent. My grandfather lost control, and we were pushed into the parked trailer. What followed changed my life forever.

Shards of glass flew into my face and tore my eyeball. My hand was badly broken. In the first moments after the crash, I could not see at all. The pain was intense, but the darkness was worse. Not knowing whether my sight would return is something I would not wish on anyone.

The next day, I underwent eye surgery. Even then, my vision did not return immediately. I spent more than three months in the hospital, undergoing treatment, recovering, and living with uncertainty. My family stood by me, both emotionally and financially, and I remain grateful to them. Slowly, my sight returned. Today, I do not take that blessing for granted.

My hand became another battle. The damage was so severe that surgeons inserted a metal implant to hold the bones together. That implant remains in my hand today. It still causes pain, limits movement, and brings daily discomfort. But I am alive, and that is what I hold on to.

The trailer driver denied responsibility, claiming the vehicle was moving at the time of the crash. It was not. It was parked in the middle of the road. Yet denial was easier than accountability, as is too often the case in trailer-related accidents in Nigeria.

‎That metal in my hand, the surgery on my eye, the months I lost, and the burden my family carried are why I am writing this.

Because my story is not unique, it is one of countless stories that unfold on Nigerian roads every year. Many never make the news. Many families never receive justice. Many lives are permanently altered while the system remains unchanged.

The Lugbe-Gwagwalada road tells this story every day. Like many highways in and around Abuja, it serves workers, students, worshippers, traders, and families. Yet trailers operate there without the infrastructure, discipline, or dedicated space that vehicles of that size require.

The result is chaos so normalised that many people no longer question it. They accept it as the price of travelling in Nigeria, but it should not be.

There is also a serious economic cost. Heavy-duty trailers damage road infrastructure faster than government repair budgets can keep pace with. Their immense weight, especially when overloaded, destroys road surfaces, creates potholes, and weakens road foundations. Billions of naira are spent annually on repairs, much of it due to damage caused by heavy vehicles using roads never designed to withstand such loads.

Yet the idea of dedicated trailer lanes, properly built, clearly marked, and strictly enforced, remains an afterthought rather than an urgent national priority.

Other countries have addressed this challenge. Many highways around the world provide separate lanes for heavy vehicles because planners recognise that vehicles with vastly different sizes, speeds, and stopping distances should not compete for the same space. It is not a complicated policy. It is common sense and saves lives.

Nigeria must now make the same move. Dedicated trailer lanes would reduce accidents, ease congestion, save commuters valuable time, cut road maintenance costs, and protect lives.

No one should carry metal in their hand for life because a trailer was carelessly parked on the road. No one should spend months in the hospital fighting to regain their sight because proper traffic systems are lacking.

This is not a luxury demand. It is not unreasonable. It is a practical, lifesaving measure whose time has long since come. Heavy-duty trailers need their own lanes.

Ibrahim Happiness is a 300-level Strategic Communication student at the University of Abuja and an intern at IMPR. She can be reached at happinessibrahim11@gmail.com.

UDUS Mass Communication Conference: AI Can Transform Media into Driver of Civic Engagement, Development — Prof. Fatma El-Sayed

By Dahiru Kasimu Adamu

A media and journalism scholar from Cairo University, Egypt, Prof. Fatma El-Sayed, has described artificial intelligence (AI) as a transformative force capable of turning the media from a passive observer into an active engine of civic engagement and national development.

Prof. El-Sayed stated this while delivering the pre-conference lecture at the opening of the First International Conference organised by the Department of Mass Communication, Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto (UDUS). The conference, themed “Media and National Development in the Era of Artificial Intelligence,” was held on Sunday at the Emir Zayyanu Auditorium on the university’s main campus.

Speaking on the opportunities AI presents for Africa, Prof. El-Sayed described the technology as a “leapfrog engine” for development. She identified three major areas in which AI can accelerate progress: overcoming language barriers, enabling communication through voice and video for populations with low literacy levels, and facilitating low-cost, automated content production.

She argued that AI should be viewed as a critical infrastructure requirement rather than merely a technological tool, stressing the need for stable electricity, reliable internet connectivity, and data sovereignty across the continent.

According to her, the ongoing global technological shift has altered traditional development pathways, and she notes that “the old rules of development no longer apply” because AI provides a structural shortcut to economic and social advancement.

Prof. El-Sayed further emphasised the importance of African ownership of the continent’s digital future, asserting that “the future of AI in Africa should be theorised by Africans.”

She urged governments, educational institutions, and media organisations to harness AI responsibly by improving efficiency, reclaiming African narratives, strengthening data governance frameworks, investing in indigenous data resources, promoting equitable international partnerships, developing ethical AI-focused media curricula, and expanding AI literacy among citizens.

Earlier, the Head of the Department of Mass Communication, Dr Umar Jibrin Gwandu, welcomed participants and highlighted the department’s growth and achievements since its establishment.

Dr Gwandu said the conference was designed to prepare future media professionals for the rapidly evolving digital environment and the increasing integration of AI into media and communication practice.

“AI has come to stay, and we must learn to use it as a tool for development, not deception,” he said.

The event attracted media and communication scholars, industry practitioners, students, and other stakeholders from within and outside the university.

Established in 2019, the Department of Mass Communication at UDUS is committed to training professionals who can contribute meaningfully to Nigeria’s media and communication industry. The department has so far graduated two sets of students.

Garba Diso and the Rising Dr Shu’aibu Abdul

By Abbas Datti

Effective representation in the House of Representatives is measured not by a lackadaisical approach and empty promises, but by tangible results delivered to the people. 

Unfortunately, Hon. Garba Diso, the current Gwale Member of the House of Representatives, has fallen short of expectations, particularly in the critical areas of sponsoring bills, raising motions, and youth development, educational support, and economic empowerment. That’s why Gwale youths rally for a vibrant young Dr Shu’aibu Abdul, urging him to contest for the Gwale House of Representatives in the National Assembly during the forthcoming 2027 general elections. 

Over the years, Gwale constituents have witnessed limited investment in the future of young people. There have been few visible scholarship opportunities, job opportunities, and inadequate empowerment initiatives for both young men and women. Unemployment and lack of access to higher education remain pressing challenges; this absence of proactive representation has left many youths without direction or meaningful support.

In contrast, Dr Shu’aibu, the aspirant currently vying for the seat, represents a refreshing shift toward people-centred leadership. Known for sponsoring youth to pursue tertiary education, he has demonstrated a clear commitment to education as a pathway to development.

 Dr Shu’aibu Abdul, a senior lecturer at Maryam Abacha American University and President of the Nigerian Youth Progressive Movement (NYPM), has been recognised in community circles for initiatives supporting young people, including sponsorship programs that help students pursue tertiary education. 

Beyond education, Dr Shu’aibu has also prioritised empowerment programs that benefit both men and women. Through skills acquisition initiatives, small business support, and mentorship opportunities, youths are being equipped with the tools needed to achieve financial independence and community growth.

Abbas Datti writes from Gwale L. G. A of Kano State, via comradeabbasdatti@gmail.com.

Tinubu Vows Nigeria Will Not Yield To Terrorists, Bandits

By Sabiu Abdullahi

President Bola Tinubu has reaffirmed his administration’s commitment to tackling insecurity across the country, declaring that Nigeria will not bow to terrorism, banditry, or criminal threats.

The President made the pledge through the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), George Akume, during the National Inter-Denominational Church Service held on Sunday at the National Christian Centre in Abuja. The event formed part of activities commemorating the 2026 Democracy Day celebration.

The service, which carried the theme, “God of Hope, Actualise Our Dreams,” attracted several top government officials, including Senate President Godswill Akpabio, Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives Benjamin Okezie Kalu, Minister of Foreign Affairs Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu, and Head of the Civil Service of the Federation, Didi Walson-Jack.

In the President’s message, Akume congratulated Nigerians on 27 years of uninterrupted democratic governance since 1999. He described the achievement as a reflection of the determination and sacrifices of citizens who fought for the return of democratic rule.

He also paid tribute to the heroes of the June 12 struggle, noting that many suffered persecution, sustained injuries, and even lost their lives in the campaign for democracy.

Addressing the nation’s challenges, the SGF said the Federal Government understands the difficulties many Nigerians face, including economic hardship, insecurity, kidnappings, and displacement in several communities.

“The government is sensitive to all these pains, shares in these pains and has heard your cries,” he said.

Akume added that the administration is confronting these issues with compassion and a strong sense of responsibility.

On security, the President acknowledged that recent attacks and abductions underscore the need for greater efforts. He, however, assured Nigerians that securing the release of those still in captivity remains a key national objective.

He further stated that security agencies are receiving the support and resources required to safeguard lives, protect communities, and defend the country’s territorial integrity.

“The government of Nigeria shall never succumb to terror, banditry or any form of criminal intimidation,” he declared.

Army Arrests Three Suspected Arms Dealers, Recovers Weapons

By Sabiu Abdullahi


Troops of the Nigerian Army under Operation Eastern Sanity II have arrested three suspected arms dealers and recovered a cache of weapons and ammunition during a security operation in Arochukwu Local Government Area of Abia State.

The arrest was announced in a statement issued on Sunday by Mazinho Attah, Acting Assistant Director of Army Public Relations for the 14 Brigade, Nigerian Army, Ohafia.

According to the statement, the operation took place in the early hours of June 7, 2026. Personnel from the 14 Brigade Garrison and the 14 Military Intelligence Regiment carried out a cordon-and-search exercise in Amaetiti Iheshiowa community in collaboration with other security agencies.

The Army said the operation followed credible intelligence reports about the presence and circulation of illegal arms and ammunition within the area.

During the exercise, security personnel arrested three suspects identified as Francis Ifere, 37; Oso Kalu, 40; and Ifere Oti, 32.

Items recovered from the suspects included seven locally made Dane guns, 22 live cartridges, and a motorcycle. Troops also impounded a bus said to belong to one Stephen Kalu, who reportedly escaped before security operatives arrived at the scene.

The Army stated that troops deployed across different battalion areas have continued to conduct night patrols and other routine security operations to prevent criminal activities and protect lives and property.

2027: My Electoral Success Comes From God, Constituents, Not Tinubu’s Inner Circle — Ndume

By Sabiu Abdullahi

Senator Ali Ndume has said that his repeated electoral victories are the result of support from God, his constituents, and some political leaders, rather than influence from powerful figures within President Bola Tinubu’s administration.

The senator made the remarks during an appearance on Channels Television’s Sunday Politics, where he spoke about his political career and preparations for another election cycle.

Ndume explained that he has enjoyed consistent success at the polls throughout his political journey. He noted that he is heading into what would be his seventh election after serving two terms in the House of Representatives and four terms in the Senate.

According to the lawmaker, voters in his constituency are well-informed and capable of making independent political choices. He said their continued support for him and the All Progressives Congress (APC) reflects their belief that both he and the party represent their interests.

He also maintained that he secured the APC ticket through divine favour, the backing of his constituents, and support from some party leaders. Ndume added that he is not among those considered influential within the current corridors of power.

Despite occasionally criticizing the Tinubu administration, the senator said he believes public officials deserve praise whenever they make decisions that positively affect citizens.

Ndume said: “Well, you always ask me this question. By God’s grace, this is the seventh election I’m going into – two in the House of Representatives and four in the Senate – and I’ve always been winning.

“Our people are not fools. My people are mostly aware and educated. So, if you see them elect APC and Ndume is part of it, it is because they feel that APC is better for them and that’s why they vote for us or that Ndume is better.

“I don’t know tomorrow, but I know my people like me. I know if it is election that’s why I got the ticket.

“I got the ticket from God and my people and the support of some of our leaders. You know I’m not one of the popular guys on the corridor of power so far.

“You know that I’m one of the critical guys of this government, and when somebody does something that you expect or something good to you, you really have to commend him.”

Iran Launches Missile Attack on Israel as Tensions Escalate

By Sabiu Abdullahi

Iran on Sunday night fired missiles toward Israel in a move that has heightened tensions in the Middle East and raised concerns about the future of ongoing diplomatic efforts in the region.

According to the Israeli military, about 10 ballistic missiles were launched toward northern Israel. Authorities said the missiles were either intercepted by air defence systems or landed in open areas. There were no immediate reports of casualties or significant damage.

The attack marked Iran’s first direct strike against Israel since a ceasefire between Iran, Israel and the United States took effect in early April.

Iran said the missile launch was a response to Israeli air strikes on Beirut earlier in the day. Tehran accused Israel of violating the ceasefire in Lebanon and warned of further action if such attacks continue.

In a statement reported by Iran’s Tasnim news agency, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) described the operation as a warning.

“Tonight’s operation was a warning declaration, and in the event of repeated aggressions, the responses will be more extensive and will encompass all American-Zionist targets in the region,” the IRGC said.

Iran’s military leadership also cautioned Israel against further military action in Lebanon, warning that the country could face “more devastating and regretful blows”.

Israel responded by promising a strong reaction to the missile barrage. Military spokesman Brigadier General Effie Defrin said Iran was attempting to create a new security equation through direct attacks on Israeli territory.

“The (Iranian) regime is attempting to establish a new equation through direct attacks on Israeli territory in response to IDF operations in Dahiyeh,” Defrin said.

“We struck in Dahiyeh in response to Hezbollah’s relentless attacks on the communities of northern Israel. The IDF will continue to operate throughout Lebanon and will intensify its actions against the Hezbollah terrorist organisation.”

He added: “The Iranian terrorist regime has made a grave mistake by once again choosing the path of terror.”

Meanwhile, US President Donald Trump urged restraint and called on both sides to avoid further escalation.

Speaking to Israel’s Channel 12, Trump said: “The Iranian strikes didn’t hurt anybody. Hopefully Israel is not going to retaliate. If Bibi [Netanyahu] strikes them back, it’s just gonna keep going like the last 47 years, or the last 3000 years.”

He also expressed optimism about ongoing diplomatic contacts with Tehran.

“We are very close to a final deal with Iran. It is going to be a good deal. I don’t want it to blow up because of what is happening now,” Trump said.

“I am going to call Bibi right now and tell him not to retaliate,” Mr Trump added. “Each of them had their fun. Israel had its strike and Iran had its strike. We don’t need another one.”

“I don’t want to see an additional attack tonight,” he added.

Trump also criticized Israel’s earlier strikes on Beirut, telling Fox News that Washington had not been informed in advance.

“I’m not happy about it,” he said.

Regarding Iran’s response, Trump stated: “It’s certainly not going to help negotiations.”

Elsewhere, Iraq temporarily closed its airspace and suspended air navigation following the missile launches, citing safety concerns. Iraqi aviation authorities said the restriction would remain in place for 72 hours.

Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi also held discussions with officials from Britain, Turkey and Pakistani mediators on Sunday evening. According to Iran’s foreign ministry, the talks focused on the latest regional developments and Israel’s “repeated violations of the ceasefire in Lebanon”.

In Israel, Clalit, the country’s largest healthcare network, began relocating operations at its hospitals to underground facilities as a precaution following the attack.

Pro-government supporters in Tehran later gathered in the streets to celebrate the missile strike, waving Iranian and Hezbollah flags.

The latest exchange has increased fears of a broader regional conflict despite ongoing diplomatic efforts aimed at preventing a new escalation.

Kano Hisbah to Screen 3,000 Prospective Couples Ahead of Mass Wedding



By Uzair Adam

The Kano State Hisbah Board has announced that medical screening for 3,000 prospective couples participating in the state-sponsored mass wedding programme will begin on Monday.

The Deputy Commander General of the Board, Mujahideen Aminuddeen, disclosed this on Sunday, directing all prospective couples from 24 local government areas to report to their respective Hisbah offices for the exercise.

The affected local government areas are Rogo, Wudil, Tudun Wada, Warawa, Kibiya, Dawakin Tofa, Garun Malam, Kura, Dambatta, Karaye, Tsanyawa, Minjibir, Rimin Gado, Shanono, Kabo, Tofa, Rano, Bebeji, Ajingi, Gwarzo, Sumaila, Kiru, Takai and Madobi.

Aminuddeen said the screening would include tests for HIV/AIDS, hepatitis, genotype compatibility, drug abuse and pregnancy for female applicants.

He explained that only applicants who successfully pass the medical screening would be eligible to participate in the mass wedding programme.

Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf had earlier announced plans to sponsor the marriage of 1,500 men and 1,500 women, mainly widows, divorcees, orphans and other low-income residents across the state.

Under the initiative, each groom will receive N100,000 as dowry support, while the couples will be provided with household items, including beds, mattresses, wardrobes and food supplies.

Beneficiaries will also receive grants of N100,000 each to support small-scale businesses and improve their economic well-being.

The mass wedding programme, organised by the Hisbah Board, is designed to strengthen family values, promote social stability and ease economic challenges facing vulnerable residents in the state.

Although the initiative has received widespread support, some stakeholders have expressed concerns about its long-term sustainability.

However, the state government maintains that participation in the programme remains voluntary and based on mutual consent.

Babachir Lawal Says Osinbajo Responsible for His Sacking as SGF



By Abdullahi Mukhtar Algasgaini

Former Nigerian Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Babachir Lawal, has pointed fingers at former Vice President Yemi Osinbajo for his removal from office.

Lawal made the allegation while responding to criticisms that followed his recent exit from the African Democratic Congress (ADC). Days earlier, he had announced his departure from the party, accusing it of discarding internal democracy. According to him, the party’s presidential primary and other processes were manipulated to favour former Vice President Atiku Abubakar and his supporters.

He claimed that some legitimate aspirants were excluded from contests, while the results of others were predetermined long before voting took place. Lawal stated that he could not remain in a party he believes has been turned into a tool for securing Atiku’s candidacy for the 2027 presidential election.

However, his social media posts have drawn criticism from supporters of Atiku. Despite this, Lawal said he is unfazed by the backlash and remains firm on his position.

As reported by Daily Trust, Lawal also refuted claims that he was dismissed from his SGF role due to corruption allegations. He described such assertions as false.

He explained that former President Muhammadu Buhari had been his mentor since 1971 and had invited him to join his team as far back as 2002. Lawal said some people began to fear that Buhari was planning to give him a significant position in the future, which led them to seek ways to remove him from his current post at the time.

He further alleged that opposition to his appointment stemmed from the fact that he is a Christian from the Kilba ethnic group.

Lawal noted that despite the pressure on Buhari, the former president did not initially agree to demands for his removal.

Although he did not directly name anyone at the beginning of his statement, Lawal later accused former Vice President Yemi Osinbajo of playing a key role in his eventual sack.

He recounted that after the Senate submitted an interim report to Buhari calling for his removal, the president rejected the report on the advice of the Attorney General, who stated that the report lacked sufficient evidence.

However, Lawal alleged that Osinbajo continued to pressure Buhari on the matter until the president agreed to set up an investigative panel.

In the end, Lawal said it was the report from that panel that recommended his removal, even though, according to him, no evidence was found proving he committed any offence.

Deactivating WhatsApp Read Receipts Defines Dialogue of the Deaf

By Ugochukwu Ugwuanyi 

Communication on messaging apps remains a mortal affair – not a conversation between man and God. Pompous persons who disable the blue marker on WhatsApp make what should be an interaction seem like a supplication. This parallel applies because the ordinary Christian is usually unsure whether the Lord has heard their prayers. 

Their belief in being heard by heaven stems from Isaiah 59:1, which assures that God’s ears are not too dull to hear prayers. It’s a different kettle of fish for the astute believer. They not only know that God reads their messages but also receive His response even while on the prayer altar. These sons of the Most High have no reason to be anxious about whether they’ve been heard or not. But then, I digress. 

The suspense from a suspended status report on WhatsApp can be quite discombobulating, particularly where a response is urgently required. This unwarranted anxiety is what users with a god complex put their interlocutors through by turning off read receipts. They gleefully create the impression of a dialogue of the deaf, in which one is speaking and the other isn’t listening. It distorts and disrupts communication. Although there may eventually be a reply (feedback), meaning can hardly be exchanged when there is no indication that messages have been read. The interaction, therefore, becomes a dialogue of the deaf, which is anything but communication! 

A fortnight ago, a viral video of Pastor Sarah Omakwu, who leads the Abuja-headquartered Family Worship Centre, sparked debate online, where she criticised WhatsApp users who deactivate their blue tick read receipts. She observed that so many people disable the feature to avoid responding to messages, describing the act as lying.

According to the woman of God, “If you are hiding your read receipts on WhatsApp to avoid accountability, hear me: it is not wisdom, it is dishonesty dressed as privacy. God is raising people who are faithful in small things. If you can’t be honest in a chat, how will he trust you with people, with money, with influence? Start living in integrity; the small place is where he tests you for the big place. Turn it back on, be a person of your word.”

Methinks her deploring of this ghosting act on WhatsApp isn’t far-reaching enough. Deeper repulsive traits beyond insincerity and an aversion to probity can be gleaned from the deactivation of WhatsApp read receipts. People defend the practice as diplomacy, setting boundaries and standards, but it also comes across as bare-faced snobbery. Why would anyone willingly create such an impression of themselves on people?

With Matthew 5:37 demanding that “Your ‘Yes’ be ‘Yes,’ and your ‘No,’ ‘No’, there should be no ambiguity about whether you’ve read a WhatsApp chat or not, for whatever is more than these is from the evil one. Allowing it to be registered that you’ve noted a chat, no matter how inconvenient, is the way of the saints. Even if not explicitly a sin, leaving the user who chatted you up out in the cold is an appearance of evil. This, 1 Thessalonians 5:22 admonishes believers to abstain from!

If not apropos, active read receipts wouldn’t have been the default setting of a virgin account. It is apparently to uphold rectitude and propriety that WhatsApp included the fair and firm condition: “If you turn off read receipts, you won’t be able to see read receipts from other people.” The same standard applies to the viewing of status. We shall get to that presently.

It is shocking that, despite this proviso that draws from the principle of “do unto others as you’d want them to do unto you”, some users still turn off their blue-tick marker! What is incentivising this shadiness is inconceivable, yet it also reeks of cowardice. If you can’t stand some people and their overtures, why not intimate to them your ill disposition rather than shutting out everyone else?

Some users even hide the two blue check marks, not for any reasonable reason but because doing so appears fashionable or is a status symbol. This is given that disabling WhatsApp read receipts is the proclivity of higher-ups, movers and shakers, or users who consider themselves better than most. This perhaps explains why the trend seems fanciful and is not being condemned as it should. 

Be that as it may, first impression – which has always been said to matter – is not only created at the initial physical meeting but has crept into the digital milieu as the signal someone gets after sending their earliest message to a new contact on WhatsApp. Even if a kahuna, the user with disabled blue ticks will, from the gates, come off as off, thereby triggering the alarm bells on their integrity quotient.

Now to the kindred spirit of stealthily viewing people’s WhatsApp updates as if on a digital espionage mission. That’s another despicable act dressed as privacy, because the motive is usually unrighteous, hideous, devious, and dubious. Out of arrogance, some people find ways to secretly keep up with the WhatsApp briefings of people they seem not to care about or they presume are beneath them. 

Individuals who indulge in this self-deceit and supercilious behaviour need to get a life. Why don’t they devote their time and broadband to activities they can be proud of, rather than remaining bothered about who they have supposedly cancelled or are undeserving of their attention? Given that there are hacks that expose them, haters who hide to view their contacts’ updates on WhatsApp are only making a mockery of themselves. 

Understandably, there may be altruistic reasons for viewing WhatsApp statuses anonymously, such as HR managers seeking to better understand their employees or the need for due diligence before entrusting a major responsibility or opportunity to someone. Vengeful users also put up the appearance of getting at those who ignore their own posts. Who can count the number of relationships that have crumbled under the weight of pettiness around social media updates! What these egotistic and myopic characters fail to realise is that there are users like yours sincerely who are constrained from arbitrarily and habitually checking people’s online status. With that being the case, I have deep regard for good-intentioned contacts who transparently follow my posts on WhatsApp regardless. 

In the final analysis, those who, out of spite, vindictiveness, and other vain considerations, steal to see the social media posts of their relations and acquaintances must realise that they are a few metres away from the witch’s street. Matthew 5:37 can also be adapted here in that the “Yes” of these monitoring spirits had better be “yes” and their “no”, “no”, because any other tendency towards their contacts’ WhatsApp updates is inspired by the evil one (read: the devil)!

VIS Ugochukwu is a Sage, Storyteller, and Branding Strategist, reachable at nmiringwu@gmail.com.