Month: March 2024

By Abdurrazak Muktar Makarfi

For non-native English speakers, grasping the subtleties and complexities of the English language can be a challenging endeavour. From its extensive vocabulary to its subtle nuances, English often presents itself as a maze of words and meanings. One such term that encapsulates the intricacies of English is “ass.”

On the surface, “ass” may seem straightforward, merely referring to the buttocks. However, a deeper examination reveals a plethora of meanings and subtleties that make it one of the most intriguing words in the English lexicon.

At its core, “ass” serves as a versatile modifier, adding emphasis or altering the meaning of a word or phrase. For example, “lazy ass” intensifies the descriptor “lazy,” emphasizing the extent of laziness. Similarly, “long ass” emphasizes the prolonged nature of something.

Yet, the true complexity of “ass” lies in its ability to completely change the connotation of a word when used as a suffix. Consider the term “badass.” While “bad” typically carries a negative connotation, suffixing it with “ass” transforms it into a term of admiration or respect, describing someone bold, daring, or impressive. Conversely, “dumb ass” retains its negative connotation, highlighting someone’s foolishness or lack of intelligence.

Moreover, “ass” can function as a pronoun, symbolizing oneself or one’s possessions. Phrases like “move your ass” convey urgency or impatience, urging swift action. However, expressions like “fast my ass” and “my ass” serves as a dismissive retort, rejecting the validity of a statement or claim.

The complexity of “ass” extends further as it can be subdivided into smaller components, each carrying its unique significance. Being “an ass” implies exhibiting foolish or irrational behaviour, while being “half-ass” suggests a lack of thoroughness or attention to detail. Additionally, being described as “a piece of ass” is colloquially lauding someone’s physical attractiveness.

In essence, “ass” is a linguistic chameleon, adeptly adapting to diverse contexts and conveying a myriad of meanings. Its versatility and complexity mirror the richness and depth of the English language, showcasing the infinite possibilities for expression and interpretation.

Thus, when encountering the word “ass” in conversation or media, acknowledge its multifaceted nature and the layers of meaning it embodies. Understanding and appreciating the complexity of “ass” not only underscores the richness of the English language but also provides insight into the cultural nuances and subtleties of American English.

Abdurrazak Muktar Makarfi can be contacted via prof4true@gmail.com.

By Sabiu Abdullahi 

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has given the nod for the Federal Medical Centre (FMC) in Birnin Kebbi to be upgraded into a teaching hospital. 

The upgrade was conveyed in a statement signed by Jamilu Magaji Mohammed, Head, Information and Public Relations, Federal University Birnin Kebbi, today. 

According to Mr. Jamilu, this transformation is poised to serve as the principal clinical training venue for medical students enrolled in the College of Health Sciences at Federal University Birnin Kebbi (FUBK). 

The approval wasconveyed in a letter dated March 13, 2024, addressed to the Vice Chancellor of FUBK and signed by Dr. Tunji Alausa, the Honourable Minister of State for Health and Social Welfare.

“This approval is a further testament to the passion and commitment of Mr. President aimed at ensuring that Nigerians get the best healthcare at an affordable cost, and to increase much-needed Human Resources for Health in our country,” the letter states. 

The Minister has tasked FUBK with engaging the management of the newly designated Federal University Teaching Hospital, Birnin Kebbi, to enhance their facilities for teaching and research purposes. 

Expressing his elation over the development, Vice Chancellor Prof. Muhammad Zaiyan Umar affirmed the university’s dedication to leveraging the opportunities presented by the upgrade.

He extended gratitude to all stakeholders whose collaborative efforts facilitated this significant milestone. According to reports from the FUBK Bulletin, a committee has been established to oversee the implementation of the upgrade.

The Committee, chaired by Prof. B.B. Shehu, former Vice Chancellor of FUBK and current Vice Chancellor of the Federal University of Health Sciences, Katsina State, is tasked with working out modalities for the upgrade.

Prof. Aliyu A. Turaki, Deputy Vice Chancellor of FUBK, serves as the co-chair.

By Sabiu Abdullahi 

The Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has embarked on a strategic partnership with the Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) aimed at enlightening Nigerians about the core mandates of the service and its pivotal role in driving economic development. 

During a meeting held on Tuesday, 26 March 2024, at the NCS Headquarters in Abuja, the Comptroller-General of Customs, Bashir Adewale Adeniyi MFR, expressed the Service’s readiness to collaborate closely with FRCN.

Leading the delegation from FRCN, Director-General Muhammad Bulama engaged in discussions with CGC Adeniyi, underscoring the importance of media collaboration in amplifying the efforts of the Nigeria Customs Service. 

“Partnership with the media is very effective in enhancing public understanding of our activities,” stated CGC Adeniyi.

“We are committed to leveraging this collaboration to showcase the various initiatives we have in place to enhance trade efficiency.” 

Stating the need to reshape the narrative surrounding trade in Nigeria, CGC Adeniyi emphasized the importance of reaching out to Nigerians to inform them about the extensive work undertaken by the Customs Service.

“We are doing a lot more than people know us for,” he said, acknowledging the offer of strategic partnership extended by FRCN. 

In response, Director-General Bulama commended CGC Adeniyi for his leadership and the progress made under his tenure. He expressed confidence in the Comptroller-General’s ability to steer the Nigeria Customs Service towards greater efficiency and effectiveness. 

“We are convinced that the appointment of CGC Adeniyi by Mr. President is already yielding positive results,” remarked DG Bulama.

“It is our duty to support, publicize, and advocate for the activities of the Nigeria Customs Service, and we believe that together, we can contribute to the realization of our country’s potential and greatness.” 

The partnership between the Nigeria Customs Service and the Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria marks a significant step towards enhancing public awareness and understanding of the Customs Service’s mandates and contributions to national development.

By Umar Sani

In the intricate tapestry of Nigerian politics, nepotism is often woven deep into the fabric of governance. Recent events surrounding Engr. Abba Kabir Yusuf, popularly known as “Abba Gida Gida,” and Dr Abdullahi Umar Ganduje illuminate a troubling pattern of favouritism and cronyism that continues to plague the nation’s political landscape.

In a move reminiscent of his predecessor, Abba Kabir Yusuf has nominated Mustapha Kwankwaso, the son of his godfather Engr. Rabiu Kwankwaso, for a commissioner position. This decision raises eyebrows, echoing past criticisms of Ganduje’s administration, where appointments seemed to prioritise personal connections over merit.

Such actions underscore a disturbing reality: the entrenched culture of nepotism in Nigerian politics, where loyalty to political dynasties often outweighs competence and merit. While the faces may change, the playbook remains eerily similar, perpetuating a cycle of patronage that undermines the principles of accountability and good governance.

The parallels between Abba Kabir Yusuf and Abdullahi Umar Ganduje serve as a sobering reminder of the challenges facing Nigeria’s democracy. Despite differing affiliations, both governors have succumbed to the temptation of nepotism, prioritising the interests of elites and families over the welfare of the broader populace.

This nepotistic trend erodes public trust in the political system and exacerbates social and economic inequalities. When positions of power are monopolised by a select few, talented individuals from marginalised communities are denied opportunities for advancement, further entrenching the status quo of privilege and exclusion.

As the nation navigates its democratic journey, it is imperative to confront and address the scourge of nepotism head-on. Transparent and merit-based governance systems must be championed, where appointments are made based on qualifications rather than personal relationships.

Moreover, robust mechanisms for accountability and oversight are essential to ensure public officials are held accountable for their actions. Civil society organisations, independent media, and vigilant citizens play a crucial role in exposing and challenging instances of nepotism and corruption, fostering a culture of transparency and accountability in governance.

Ultimately, the fate of Nigerian politics rests in the hands of its citizens. By demanding accountability, transparency, and a commitment to the common good, Nigerians can pave the way for a brighter and more equitable future, free from the shackles of nepotism that have privileged few.

Umar Sani Adamu (Kawun Baba) wrote via umarhashidu1994@gmail.com.

By Uzair Adam Imam  

At a media briefing on the “Agro Commodities Standard Grading System National Validation” programme, Jafar Umar, Director General of the Nigerian Agribusiness Group (NABG), called for the standardisation of Nigeria’s agro commodities grading system to align with international standards.

The event is scheduled to take place in Abuja. The organisation believes that agriculture, as a major sector of the economy, has the potential to lift Nigeria out of its current socio-economic challenges, according to the Director General.

He also highlighted NABG’s ongoing efforts to partner with public, private, and donor institutions to improve the business environment for agribusiness. 

Celestine Okanya, Director General and CEO of NiNAS, stated that NABG is dedicated to ensuring that agribusiness people and smallholder farmers receive the maximum return on their investments.  

This is achieved through a focus on improving the productivity and profitability of the agribusiness sector.

By Uzair Adam Imam  

Saudi Arabia’s King Salman Humanitarian Aid and Relief Centre has distributed food items to over 2,000 households in eight local government areas of Kano State, mostly for people with disabilities (PWDs). 

Abdulrahman ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Zaben, the team leader of the foundation, said the program aims to support families and those in need during the holy month of Ramadan every year to alleviate hardship and suffering. 

The National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) and the State Emergency Management Agency (SEMA) implemented the program in Nigeria.  

Food items distributed included 25kg bags of beans, 25kg bags of rice, and 4kg of Masavita, among others. At the event, Kano State Deputy Governor Aminu Abdussalam Gwarzo expressed gratitude to the centre for remembering the people of Kano during Ramadan. 

The Director of Special Duties at NEMA, Fatima Kashim, who represented NEMA Director General Zubaida Umar, also thanked the centre for reaching out to those in need. 

The deputy governor, DG NEMA, and the representative of the King Salman Humanitarian Relief Center called on the beneficiaries to make good use of the items to improve the lives of their families.

By Sabiu Abdullahi 

Dogo Gide, the notorious bandit leader responsible for spreading terror across the North, has met his end.

The demise of Dogo Gide marks the conclusion of his reign of terror that had plagued the region for an extended period. 

Dogo Gide succumbed to gunshot wounds sustained during a fierce confrontation with Operation Hadarin Daji (OPHD) forces.

The encounter occurred amidst the rugged terrain of Madada Forest, located within the Maru local government area, on March 12, 2024. 

Despite sustaining severe injuries during the clash, Dogo Gide was reportedly transported clandestinely to a hospital in Mabera, Sokoto, Sokoto State.

However, his injuries proved fatal, leading to his demise. The demise of Dogo Gide, a fugitive wanted for a string of atrocious crimes in the region, was followed by his burial in Dandalla Village on March 24. 

Nevertheless, concerns have arisen regarding the circumstances surrounding Dogo Gide’s hospital admission.

It has come to light that a security official, now under detention, allegedly facilitated his access to medical care, raising apprehensions about potential collusion within the security apparatus. 

The successful elimination of Dogo Gide stands as a significant accomplishment for the Nigerian security forces.

By Sabiu Abdullahi 

Following a trial at the Kano State High Court, Frank Geng-Quangrong, a Chinese citizen, has been condemned to death by hanging for the murder of his girlfriend, Ummukalthuum Buhari. 

The verdict came after Quangrong was found guilty of culpable homicide, stemming from an incident amidst alleged discord between the couple that garnered significant public interest. 

Throughout the trial, Quangrong vehemently denied intentionally causing Buhari’s death. 

The sentencing has ignited discussions surrounding the complexities of interpersonal relationships and the boundaries of self-defence.

While Quangrong’s plea for mercy echoes the inherent desire for compassion in the face of tragedy, the court’s decision shows the gravity of the offence and the pursuit of justice for the victim. 

The repercussions of this ruling resonate not only within the confines of the courtroom but also within broader societal discussions on justice and accountability.

As the case concludes, it serves as a stark reminder of the importance of addressing domestic disputes peacefully and the imperative of upholding the principles of justice in all circumstances.

 By Uzair Adam Imam 

Solidaridad, an international organization funded by the Netherlands, has donated potato seedlings to 4,000 farmers in Plateau State. 

The seedlings are resistant to potato blight, a disease that can reduce crop yields.

This is expected to increase the productivity of farmers during the 2024 farming season. 

The product was unveiled during the kick-off of the distribution of seedlings to farmers in Bokkos and Mangu Local Government Areas of Plateau State. 

Programme Manager of Solidaridad, Kene Onukwube, said: “We are starting with 4,000 household farmers. This can be further expanded, as we expect the state government to replicate this programme subsequently. 

“For the prove of concept we started with Bokkos and Mangu local governments, and together with the state ministry of agriculture would be able to show us other locations which is possible to do the same project.’’ 

Plateau State Governor Caleb Mutfwang, represented by the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Agriculture, Esther Pwaspo, stated that the state government is committed to improving the agricultural sector and boosting potato production for export.  

This initiative aims to increase the state’s agricultural output and generate revenue.

By Uzair Adam Imam 

The Chairman of Faskari Local Government Area in Katsina State, Musa Faskari, has confirmed a tragic incident where two worshippers were killed during Ramadan prayers in the Mairua community of the council. 

Speaking in an interview with BBC Hausa Service, as reported by Vanguard, Faskari disclosed that the attack occurred during Tarawih prayers on Saturday night.  

He recounted how the assailants barged into the home of Alhaji Lado Mairua during prayers, demanding his compliance.  

When Mairua refused, they fatally shot him. Additionally, a neighbor who arrived at the scene on a motorcycle was also killed after witnessing the incident and raising an alarm. 

Faskari sadly confirmed that the attack resulted in the abduction of Alhaji Lado Mairua’s wife and their 15-year-old daughter.  

This marks the second time Mairua’s wife has been kidnapped by bandits, highlighting the dire security situation in Faskari. 

Expressing deep concern over the escalating boldness of the bandits, Faskari recounted another incident earlier on Saturday where they attacked Malalai village, killing two individuals and abducting two women.  

Tragically, a soldier was also killed in Ruwan Godiya on the same day. Faskari urged the Federal Government to intervene urgently, stating that the state alone cannot effectively address the escalating security challenges.  

He stressed the necessity for security forces to launch decisive actions against the bandits, including invading their hideouts to neutralise their operations and ensure the safety of residents. 

The recurring attacks by bandits have plunged Faskari and its residents into a state of fear and insecurity, demanding immediate and robust measures to restore peace and stability to the area.